1. Cookies are:
   • Definitely to be eaten with milk
   • Information messages that allow me to receive customized Web pages
   • Need to be accepted or rejected (control, they need to be controlled)
2. A server is:
   • A waiter or waitress
   • A managing/storage device on a network
   • My mom
3. When it comes to fonts:
   • Size matters!
   • Word like "serif" and "postscript" come to mind
4. What does RAM stand for?
   • Radically Available Man
   • Random-Access Memory
   • Really Awful Memory
5. A mega pixel consists of how many pixels?
   • A mega amount
   • About one billion
   • One million
6. In your world, spam is:
   • A delectable luncheon meat that comes in a can
   • Mildly annoying
   • Something that needs to be diligently filtered and constantly battled
7. Apple Computer was founded in which year?
   • 1976
   • 1979
   • Hasn't Apple been around forever?
8. What is a browser?
   • Someone who likes to window shop
   • It's a software application
   • Words like "plug-in" and "multimedia" instantly spring to mind
9. Do people usually run to you for computer help or do they run away from your technical advise?
   • They come to me because they know I'll have the answer.
   • They run-- I am just happy to be able to turn on my own computer.
   • They line up at my door for help because my nickname is "super techie"
10. How are you at troubleshooting computer problems?
    • On a scale of 1-10, I'm the perfect 10
    • Basically, I suck
    • I get by with a little help from my friends
    • I do okay
11. What is a BlackBerry?
    • Totally unnecessary
    • It's a mobile e-mail device
    • A fruit?
    • It's a great way to access the Web and check e-mail
12. When was the last time you installed software on your computer?
    • Hey, I pay to have that stuff done for me
    • Within the last three or four weeks
    • When I got my computer
13. Have you ever successfully used text wrap?
    • The only text wrap I've ever used is the comics to wrap a gift
    • I had to use it once for a report
    • I use it frequently
    • I teach classes on that stuff!
14. What comes to mind first when you hear the word "mouse"
    • Mickey
    • Click
    • Double click
    • Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
15. What's cache?
    • It's made to be spent not saved
    • It's a special high-speed storage device for computers
    • It's the secret place in my bedroom where I keep my secret stuff

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